If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is...
As Far As Appendages Go: witneyhouston: im having... →
cj-sewers: witneyhouston: im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson That’s what i like to call a “youtube moment” It’s kind of like blacking…
didyoueatallthisacid: markula: pimposaur: reasons not to kill yourself chicken tender the billionth number of pi is 9 it’s not gay if it’s on the moon sponges feel cool highdeas.com joe biden the letter Q dirt you had me at chicken tender seriously chicken tender is a great reason to stay alive
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
gayisnotasynonymforjalex: svveden: seducingharry: when the lyrics of a song relate to how ur feeling perfectly <333
tinyfacts: Researchers in Indonesia have discovered what looks like a teeny tiny dragon. As yet, we have no information on whether they guard small piles of gold or attack miniature castles. This was a nesting female found in the Lambsuango Forest reserve in 2009 and was immediately released after this photograph was taken. Read More
fxyxixe: may the 4th be with you
Way to fucking talk to me.